The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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