- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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