- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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