When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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