- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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