- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Wenis Penis

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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