- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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