- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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