There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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