Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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