- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

The Princess is in another castle

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Equal rights!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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