Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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bryden is a faggot

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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