- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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