I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Obama = ebola

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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