why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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