- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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