- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

once you go black your credit goes wack

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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