roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What stops a train? A missile

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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