- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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