- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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