- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Obama lin Baden.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

m

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A baby seal walks into a club.