- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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