Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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wenis

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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