Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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