What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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