- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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