Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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