I love you

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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