- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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