The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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