- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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