what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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this is stupid .... yep

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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