What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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