Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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