- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock knock, COME IN!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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