- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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