Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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