Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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alex is cool

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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my penis

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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