- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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