What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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lets bomb africa

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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