one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

George W. Bush

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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