- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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