- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

This is not a joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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