- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Male leadership.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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