five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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