Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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