What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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