How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Justin Bieber.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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