I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Penis

A pope meets another one

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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