A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Title IX

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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