Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Roses are red.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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