What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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