why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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