- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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