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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats worse than suicide? death

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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