What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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boobs!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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