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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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