- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

roses are red poo is poo

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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