- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

CFL

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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