- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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