Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Chuck Norris.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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