- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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