- Anti Joke

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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someone called someone else a frog

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.