Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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whats up and also down? your mum

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miha kako si?

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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