To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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