Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's worse than this That :(

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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