- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...