- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Obama lin Baden.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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