- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

woman's lacrosse

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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