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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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