- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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