- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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