What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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