- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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