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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Who wants water? I do.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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