Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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