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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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