I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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I don't get it

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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