- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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