- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

justin beiber sucks

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

This is a joke.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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