A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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